“班长对不住啊,我一时激动就忘记这饮料是你的了,你拿我的吧,我还没喝过。”
喝完小瓶饮料后,欧阳訕訕一笑,將自己那瓶大瓶的冰红茶递给江雨橙。
一时间,望著欧阳那副圆滚滚、铁憨憨的模样,江雨橙也分不清他到底是装的,还是装的。
说真的,看到之前欧阳的举动,林诚也觉得有点儿顛覆以往对他的刻板印象——大愚和若智。
“喝我的吧,我这瓶不是冰的。”
趁两人僵住的瞬间,林诚赶紧拧开自己那瓶蓝色尖叫的瓶盖,塞到江雨橙手里。
然后,他又一把夺过欧阳手中的冰红茶,快速灌了几大口。
“你mua的......”
欧阳气得嘴角抽搐,却碍於班长在场,想骂又骂不出来。
林诚懒得理会他嘰嘰歪歪,心里想著这次燕国地图真够长的,都快卷到白令海峡了。
等会儿,只要江雨橙喝下自己的水,那他就可以爽拿五百块的系统奖励。
每天五百块啊五百块,一生一世不完......
“我不要。”
万万没想到,江雨橙脸上闪过一丝恼怒,又將林诚刚给的饮料塞到了欧阳手里,转身就走。
梁梓君感觉情况不对,赶紧追了上去。
啊?
林诚跟欧阳两脸懵逼,四目相对。
奇怪,她以前又不是没来过亲戚,怎么今天脾气就变得这么大了?
“你是不是又惹班长不高兴了?”欧阳砸吧砸吧嘴,一脸古怪的表情,“另外问一下,这水我到底能不能喝?”
“滚一边去,想喝我水,你不配。”
辗转几手后,林诚又將饮料拿了回来,心疼好一阵。
看这情况,今天的“拧瓶盖”任务十有八九是泡汤了。
破统子,我就知道你没安好心,资本家没一个是好东西。
“行,我记住了,你个重色轻友的东西,我以后跟你绝交......”欧阳恨恨道。
“等等,『绝』是哪个部位?你以后能不能少看点樱剧,说的话我都听不懂了。”
“......”
林诚想了想,最终还是放弃了继续纠缠江雨橙,完成任务的痴心妄想,转而对欧阳勾了勾手指。
“过来,组织决定交给你一个艰巨的任务。”
说完,他再次回到超市,买了一瓶新饮料,让欧阳帮忙拿去给谢曼曼赔礼道歉。
“有这种好事?”欧阳上下打量著林诚,脸上表情狐疑不定,“你干嘛不自己去,是不是又打什么鬼主意?我可是太了解你了,一肚子坏水。”
“那我就真的自己去了,给你机会,是你自己不中用,以后別怪我。”
“那怎么行,为兄弟两肋插刀,赴汤蹈火啊诚哥!”
欧阳拍了拍大胸脯,拿起饮料,一溜烟就跑回教室了。
可怜,这种愚蠢且清澈的男生,小时候喜欢迪迦,长大了还是喜欢d+,註定了要被人家玩弄於股掌之间。
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回到教室后,欧阳像个得胜归来的大公鸡一样,趾高气昂,冲林诚比了个“耶”的手势。
“诚啊,不好意思,我刚才忘记跟谢同学提你的名字了,你应该不会怪我吧?”
听到这话,本来正在埋头看书的江雨橙,突然抬起头来,用审视的目光扫了两个男同学一眼。
我行得正坐得直,又没做什么坏事,一点都不心虚,你瞅我干啥?
林诚摸了摸鼻子,一巴掌就扇在了欧阳软绵绵的后背上,发出“啪”的一声闷响。
“是你先扔的球拍,又是你说要给人家赔礼道歉,提我名字干嘛,这个锅我可不背。”
“滚你马,本来就是你的锅......”欧阳据理力爭。
“不准说脏话,马上上课了。”
江雨橙敲了敲桌面,制止了两人的无聊斗嘴。
剩下最后一节课,明天就放假自由了,可以暂时轻鬆一天。
“诚,明天去不去上网?附近新开了一家网咖,我听说设备还不错。”
欧阳是住宿生,一般放假就是睡完大觉后就出去上网,这次又想跟林诚凑一块,狼狈为奸。
“下周二要月考,注意点。”江雨橙头也不抬,插嘴提醒道。
你们问为什么不是在下周一月考?
很简单啊,因为读过高中的都知道,在刚过完周末放假的周一,大部分同学都会像石头人一样脑袋空空的。
但根据以往的经验,月考月考,往往摆得越好,考得也越好。
“明天我打算去钓鱼,你要不要一起?借我舅那套一千多的手竿给你用,手感贼好。”
林诚被舅舅传染,从小就得了钓鱼癮,早早看了天气预报,做好了明天的计划。
“差生文具多,鱼竿的价格只有在钓上鱼后才有区別,空军的时候跟根棍子一样。”
“上次陪你去,毛都没钓到一条,结果还是去市场...唔!”
没等欧阳说完,林诚直接抄起一本书,以迅雷不及掩耳之势砸了过去。
紧接著,他扭头看去,只见江雨橙已经趴在桌子上,小肩膀颤抖不停。
......
【今日任务:男友力max,帮恋爱对象江雨橙拧瓶盖,並让其喝下,每次奖励520rmb】
放学回家,到了晚上,系统面板竟然自动跳了出来,在林诚眼前闪烁不停。
而且,上面还多了一个黄色的感嘆號標誌。
估计是在提醒林诚还没有完成今天的恋爱任务吧。
见此情形,林诚真是一阵头疼,加肉疼。
抓不住五百块的我,只能眼睁睁看它溜走。
系统哥,我拜託你了,下次能不能別再整这么麻烦的任务,换个轻鬆点的?
算了,也不计较那么多了,俗话说否极泰来,今天干啥啥不顺,那么明天去钓鱼肯定就不会再空军了。
至少让我钓上一条二十斤的大鱼,再掛在后车架,溜街,绕城一周,走上人生巔峰......
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一夜无话,又一日。
一睁眼,林诚望著上方悬浮的系统面板,眼睛越睁越大,甚至嘴皮子都开始有点发抖。
【由於未按时完成昨日任务,本恋爱系统將对宿主做出以下处罚】
【一、扣除三倍奖励金额,共1560rmb(已自动扣除)】
【二、即日起,任务更新周期修改为一周,待宿主连续完成三个每周任务后,方能恢復为每日任务】
【友情提醒:未按时完成每日任务的处罚额度为三倍奖励金额,未按时完成每周任务的处罚额度为三十倍奖励金额】
林诚连忙拿出手机,打开简讯,果然看到了1560元的自动扣费通知。
你个破统子,真是一点都不讲江湖规矩啊,之前压根没告诉我完不成任务会扣钱!
你为什么不早说,为什么不早说?
叼惹咩之別~